Beware the squirrels!

It seems there has been a rash of squirrel-related "terrorist" activity lately. Hmmm... Innocent mishaps or wicked-evil plot to overthrow the United States?

Before you decide, read this and this and this and this.

If you see that SECRET Homeland Security van around you might tip them off. You'll recognize the secret van because it's white with an array of antennae sprouting from its roof. Oh yeah, and by the large lettering on the side that says, "Homeland Security".